Doctor: I'm sorry, but your Dad's in a coma. Teen: Huh? Doctor: He's in airplane mode now. Teen: OHHH NOOOOO!!

Three men are on an airplane... One of them has a knife, one has a gun, and the other has a bomb. The first guy with the knife, realizes that he cannot go through with hijacking the plane, so he throws the knife out the window. The second guy, with the gun, also decides that he cannot go through with hijacking the plane, and throws his gun out the window. Alas, the third guy also makes this decision, and throws the bomb out of the window. Their plane lands sometime later and they decide to grab …

A black man and his son were on a plane.. ......in midair the flight attendant announces that they've lost an engine and have to dump the luggage and anything extra to keep them upright. After a few minutes the pilot comes on the intercom to say that the dumping of luggage didn't work and that they're going to dump passengers. He then adds, 'don't worry, we're going to fly low and there will be life boats below that will pick you up; you'll be fine!' The flight attendant then takes over and says…

So there is a mother and her daughter sitting on the plane. They haven't taken off yet and are still on the runway. The daughter, who is pretty young, say four or five, looks out the window and gets to thinking.... ""Mommy. If big dogs have puppies and big cats have kittens, then shouldn't big airplanes have little baby airplanes?"" And the mom, she's hungover and jet lagged. ""aw, baby, just go ask the stewardess"" So the daughter gets up to ask the flight attendant. ""Hey stewardess lady, if b…