man drives his father casket back to mexico... Man puts the casket in his truck and hauls his father from oklahoma back and gets pulled over in texas. State trooper pulls him over. He asked the man for his license and registration with proof of insurance. Man pulls out his credentials and hands it to the state trooper. Trooper looks at the license. ""Sir your license is expired. And so is your insurance. What do you have in the truck?"" ""A coffin with my father in it."" Trooper says. ""He expir…

Your mother and I are getting a divorce after 45 years of marriage. An elderly man in Oklahoma calls his son in New York and says, ""I hate to ruin your day son, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are getting a divorce; 45 years of marriage... and that much misery is enough!"" ""Dad, what are you talking about?"" the son yells. ""We can't stand the sight of each other any longer,"" the old dad explained. ""We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your …

I told my mom I was going to run away to Oklahoma. All she said was, ""OK""

Family xmas problem solved An elderly man in Oklahoma calls his son in New York and says, "I hate to ruin your day son, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are getting a divorce; 45 years of marriage... and that much misery is enough!" "Dad, what are you talking about?" the son yells. "We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the old dad explained. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Hong Kong and tell her!". Frantic, th…