Christmas is becoming more and more commercialised every year. Pushing up prices in every sector This tweet is brought to you by Tesco

Britain's got pretty racist since the referendum; I was behind a Latvian couple in Tesco yesterday and the lady behind the checkout asked if they wanted any help packing...

Just been to Tesco and swapped 50 raisins for 100 sultanas Can't believe the currant exchange rate!

Lazy Dad I was shopping in Tesco with my Daughter earlier & she turned around and said ""Your such a lazy bastard dad"" I was so shocked I nearly fell out the trolley!