A group of young children were siting in a circle with their teacher. She was going around in turn asking them all questions. ""Davy what noise does a cow make?"" ""It goes moo."" ""Alice what noise does a cat make?"" ""It goes meow."" ""Jamie what sound does a lamb make?"" ""It goes baaa."" ""Jennifer what sound does a mouse make?"" ""Errr.. it goes.. click!""

A FIRST GRADE TEACHER collected old, well known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb, and had them come up with the rest. As you shall make your bed so shall you..........mess it up. Strike while the ..............................bug is close. You can lead a horse to water but.......................how? Don't bite the hand that........................looks dirty. If you lie down with the dogs, you'll.............stink in the morning. An idle mind is.............…

Under pressure, Air Bud's math teacher changes grade from "he's a dog" to a 70

[Dog yoga class] Teacher: Alright, let's go into downward human pose [Dogs hunch over and start pretending to text]