The dead construction worker A bunch of construction workers are wording on a building site, when one of them falls from the top floor and dies on the spot. The other workers draw straws to find out who has to tell his wife. Jack loses and heads off. One hour later, he returns with a big smile and a case of beer. The other workers are surprised: I thought you would tell Bobs wife that he had died? Jack: I did! Other guy: so where did you get the beer? Jack: well, I went to his house, rang the doorbell, and when his wife answered, I asked: are you the widow Jones? To which she said: well, yes and no, i'm called Jones, but i'm not a widow. Them I said: No? I bet you a case of beer you are!