A man is driving his Ferrari on the highway... A man is driving his Ferrari on the highway speeding slightly above the limit when he sees cop lights flashing in his rear mirror. In a instant of madness, the man thinks ""what the hell, I'll just outrun him"". After a few moments of extreme speeding the man comes the his senses, realizes he is acting crazy and pulls over. As he rolls down his window the cop tells him ""I should arrest you on the spot for that but you know what, it's the end of my shift and I'm tired. So if you can come up with one excuse that I never heard for doing that, I'll let you off with a warning. The man thinks for a while and replies ""Well you see, a few weeks ago my wife left me for a cop. I was afraid you were trying to give her back.""