A genius and a pollock were fighting over who was smarter. After much bickering the genius says ""Let's go to the college. My friend is a professor there and he can solve this."" The pollock agrees and off to the college they go. After listening to much debate from the two the professor says ""I have the solution. I want you both to write an essay and tomorrow you both have to read it in front of my class. Best one wins. The catch is it has to end in the word Timbuktu."" They both agree and head off to write their essays. Next day comes and in front of the class they both stand. First up is the genius. ""Mighty winds and desert sands Blew against our caravan. East we were going West we were due Destination unknown Timbuktu."" Pollock: ""Tim and I a camping we went. In the forest the night we spent. Came across some girls outnumbered 3 to 2 I bucked one and Tim bucked two""