Three Englishmen spot a Welshman alone in a pub... They say to each other ""I'm bored, let's pick a fight with him."" The first Englishman walks up to him and says ""St. David wore frilly pink knickers."" ""Interesting, I didn't know that,"" said the unfazed Welshman. Flustered by his failed attempt at angering the Welshman, the first Englishman went back to his friends. The second Englishman walks up to the Welshman and says ""St. David loved to take it in the arse."" ""Hmm, I had never heard that before. Quite interesting,"" said the still calm Welshman. The second Englishman walks back to his friends, and the third Englishman approaches. ""St. David was English,"" says the third Englishman. The Welshman replies ""I know, that's what those other two cunts were trying to tell me."" My brother told me this one. EDIT: Spelling, correcting my lame American attempt at mimicking British dialogue.