So there are two blondes stranded on an island.... One of them finds a lamp, rubs it, and a genie pops out. He says, ""I shall grant you each one wish"". The blonde who rubbed the lamp requests a cell phone to call for help, however, it was useless because there was no reception on the island. The second blonde said, ""I want to be smarter than this other blonde!"" So, the genie pointed her to the bridge.

A man is stranded on a deserted island for 10 years. One day, a gorgeous blond woman wearing a wet suit and scuba gear arrives on the island. She comes up to the man and says, ""How long has it been since you had a cigarette?"" ""Ten years!"" he answers. She reaches over, unzips the waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulls out a pack of fresh cigarettes. He takes one, lights it, takes a long drag and says, ""Man, oh man! Is that ever good!"" Then she asks, ""How long has it been since you …

Three blondes are stuck on a desert island. One finds a magic lamp. They rub it and a genie pops out and gives them each a wish. The first blonde says, ""I wish I was 10% smarter so I could get off of this island."" Then she turns into a redhead and swims off the island. The second sees what happens and says, ""I wish I was 25% smarter so that I can get off this island!"" She then turns into a brunette, makes a raft from trees and sails off. Finally, the third blonde says, ""I wish I was 50% sma…

Stranded Irishman One day an Irishman, who has been stranded on a desert island for over ten long years, sees an unusual speck on the horizon. ""It's certainly not a ship,"" he thinks to himself. As the speck gets closer and closer, he begins to rule out the possibilities of a small boat, then even a raft. Suddenly, emerging from the surf comes a drop dead gorgeous blonde woman wearing a wet suit and scuba gear. She approaches the stunned man and says to him, ""Tell me how long has it been since…