A bounty hunter walks . . . . . into the Sheriffs office and asks if he has any wanted posters. "" I just got the one today"" He replies, ""The Brown Paper Kid"" The bounty hunter asks ""Why do they call him the Brown Paper Kid"" ""Well he's got a brown paper hat, brown paper shirt, brown paper shoes and brown paper pants"" ""Okay sure. Whats he wanted for?"" ""Rustling""