One of my grandpa's better jokes An old man is walking along the beach one day when suddenly God appears and says to the man, ""You know, you've been a good man and faithful to me all your life. I'm going to grant you one wish. What would you like?"" The man thought about it and said, ""Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive there any time I want."" God said, ""I can't do that, there would be too many problems. Where would I even get all the steel from? Think of something else."" So the man says, ""Lord, I've been married and divorced 4 times. All 4 of my wives made me feel like I was doing everything wrong when I thought I was right. Help me understand women."" God replies, ""You want two lanes or four?""