So a man finds a dirty lamp on the ground... and he starts to clean it, because he thinks it may be valuable! After a while of rubbing it a genie comes out, and says ""Hey! I'm a genie and normally i'd grant you 3 wishes but today i'm really tired, so I can only grant you one."" So after a while of thinking, the man says ""Alright, I've always loved Hawaii. I want a bridge that goes from my backyard to there."" The genie snorts. ""That's probably the dumbest wish I've ever heard! Make a different one."" So after another long while of thinking, the man says ""I want to be able to know what any woman is thinking."" The genie then replies ""So do you want this bridge to be invisible from other people or....