A man who is visiting from out of town goes into a bar one night... He gets incredibly drunk and stands up on one of the stools and yells: ""EVERY LAST DEMOCRAT IS A HORSES ASS!"" The crowd in the bar immediately starts screaming and yelling at him as they turn on him and beat him up and throw him out. A few nights later the man returns to the bar... the crowd SEEMS to be okay with him there again, and he ends up getting completely drunk yet again. Once more he ends up standing on one of the sto…

A priest, a rabbi, a horse, and a blonde walk into a bar... ...The bartender says, ""What is this, some kind of joke?""

A priest, a nun, a rabbi, a blonde, a brunette, a redhead, a farmer, his daughter, a horse, a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy all walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""What is this? A joke?""

A dog, a blonde, a rabbi, a priest, a nun, Helen Keller, a black guy, and a horse walk into a bar... The bartender says, ""what's this, some kind of joke?""