😄 I heard this one at school today Jack and Amy both work for the same company. Their work is going fi...

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I heard this one at school today Jack and Amy both work for the same company. Their work is going fine until the economy falls and the company starts downsizing. The boss was given the option to fire one of them. He calls Amy into his office to break her the news. He says: ""I'll either have to lay you or Jack off"".

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Joke ID: 01KKTN89P09BFTA1K7ETMFYHX5

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