In a tough mining town saloon in the Old West, a dozen cowboys start talking about entertainment. The cowboys sitting around the bar want to see who is willing to perform the grossest, most disgusting act for $100. The first guy says he'll eat the horse crap off one of the cowboy's boots. The next guy says he'll let 3 of the cowboys pee in a pitcher, and then drink it. The last guy says he'll let all 12 cowboys spit their chew into an already half-filled spitoon, and then he'll drink a mouthful.…

An insect falls into a mug of beer Englishman : Throws his mug away and walks out. American : Takes the insect out and drinks the beer. Chinese : Eats the insect and throws the beer away. Indian : Sells the beer to the American, insect to the Chinese and gets a fresh beer for himself. Pakistani : Accuses the Indian of putting the insect in his beer, relates the issue to Kashmir, asks the Chinese for Military aid and gets a loan from the American to buy another beer. He then moves to England and …

Two blond cowboys... Two blond cowboys (duke and matt) walk into a saloon. While they are at the bar, a man walks in and put an Indian head on the bar. The bartender hands the man $100. The two blond cowboys ask why. The bartender says. ""Indians killed my family. I'll pay a $100 for every Indian head brought to me."" The two cowboys decide to get some money. They ride out on the Prarie and spot an indian. They begin chasing him and he falls into a ravine. They see he is dead so they climb down …

Alan and Mary lived on a cove at Gull Lake, Alberta, Canada. It was early winter and the lower portion of the cove had frozen over. Alan asked Mary if she would walk across the frozen part of the cove to the general store and get him some smokes and beer. She asked him for some money, but he told her, ""Nah, just put it on our tab. Old man Stacey won't mind."" So Mary, being the good wife she was, walked across the ice, got the smokes and beer at the store and then walked back home across the co…