Why did the Asian pilot get arrested at the airport? TSA thought he said he was going to ""pirate"" the plane.

What did the pirate say when he was accepted into flight school? It's a pilot's life for me!

ME: Don't you see, the treasure is our friendship PIRATE: ...Aye ME: P: I cherish ya me matey but honestly ya misled me a tad didn't ya

I paid $22 to connect to the internet from an airplane flying over the pacific so you guys better provide some worthwhile content