Three men, a blonde, brunette, and a redhead are eating lunch... ... During their break at work. They all pull out their sandwiches and open them up to find out what they got to eat. First the redhead sees that he got ham and exclaims, ""Ham again! If I get ham again I'm going to jump off a cliff and kill myself!"" Next the brunette opens his sandwich and exclaims, ""Turkey again! If I get turkey again I'm going to jump off a cliff and kill myself!"" Lastly the blonde opens his sandwich and exclaims, ""If I get peanut Butter and jelly one more time I'm going to jump off a cliff and kill myself!"" The next day all three men got the same type of sandwich again and proceeded to the nearest cliff and jumped off. Now the wifes are being interviewed: The redheads wife says ""If I would have known, I would have never done it!"" And burst out crying The brunettes wife says ""If I would have known I would have never done it!"" And burst out crying. Lastly the blondes wife says ""Hey don't look at me, he made his own sandwiches""