Law Of The Jungle Three scientist friends go into the jungle on an expedition to research local tribes. After they are several days deep into the jungle they encounter a village, and are immediately captured. The three men are told by the village leader, who claimed to be the king of the amazon, that to avoid slaughter at the hands of their tribe, the three men would have to perform a trial; to go into the forest and find him a piece of fruit. Each goes off into the forest their own separate way, and finds a fruit. The first scientist comes back with a banana. The chief takes the banana and shoves it straight up the scientist's ass. He lays there crying until the second man comes back, bearing an apple. The Chief promptly bends him over and shoves the apple up his rectum. After a few moments he begins laughing. The first man asks ""How could you possibly laugh at a time like this? You just had an apple shoved where the sun don't shine"" The second man stops laughing for a second, and replies, ""Yeah, but i saw the other guy on my way back. He found a watermelon""