"That Will Smith is a nice young man, I hope he wins Celebrity Apprentice." No Grandma, that's Ben Carson and this is the Republican Debate

*Will smith is alone in his corner, depressed* "Won't Smith," he whispers

Q: How do you find Will Smith in the snow? A: You look for the fresh prints! I'll show myself out y'all

I bet aliens would visit us more if Will Smith didn't punch them in the head as soon as they got here.