The U.N. delegates of the world were in a plane headed to New York for a peace summit. Thirty minutes into the flight, the pilot announces that an engine has been blown, and he demands they throw all the seats off the plane. After detaching the seats, they throw them off. Thirty minutes after that, he announces another engine has been lost., and he demands all carry-on luggage be throw off the plane. Thirty minutes after that, he announces that another engine has been blown, and requests that three brave souls throw themselves off the plane so they can make it to safety. A French man arrives at the door. He's had a good life, and with a ""Viva le revolt"" he jumps out of the plane. A British man arrives at the door, and with a ""God save the Queen!"" he jumps out. A Mexican and an American arrive at the same time. With a ""Remember the Alamo!"" the American pushes out the Mexican.