hitler one day, hitler realized he hated juice. hitler had an army. he said to his army, ""i hate juice! i want you to burn and demolish all juice!"" so the army set off. when they were back, hitler said ""well? have you demolished all the fruity juice in the world?"" the leader of the army says ""you mean.... we were supposed to demolish *FRUIT JUICE?* "" 15 minutes later, hitler says ""you mean you went on a rampage to kill anyone not christian?"" the army leader says ""yes sir."" so hitler commited suicide.