Dear guy lighting bottle rocket fuses with a cigarette that's still in your mouth, You're going as a pirate for Halloween.

Halloween Joke A bald man with a wooden leg gets invited to a Halloween Party. He doesn't know what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg, So he writes to a costume company to explain his problem. A few days later he received a parcel with the following note: Dear Sir, Please find enclosed a pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald head and, with your wooden leg, you will be just right as a pirate. Very truly yours, Acme Costume Co. The man thinks this is terrible be…

Halloween Costume A bald man with a wooden leg gets invited to a Halloween Party. He doesn't know what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg, so he writes to a costume company to explain his problem. A few days later he received a parcel with the following note: *Dear Sir: Please find enclosed a pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald head and, with your wooden leg, you will be just right as a pirate. Very truly yours, Acme Costume Co. *The man thinks this is terrib…

A little boy with a speech impediment goes trick or treating as a pirate... He gets to the first house and an old lady answers the door. She says, ""Well aren't you cute. Who are you dressed as?"" He replies, ""I'm a birate! I got my barrot, my bword and my batch!"" , pointing to the stuffed parrot on his shoulder, waving his sword and pointing to his eye patch respectively. The old lady throws some candy in his bag and wishes him a good night. He heads to the next house. A man answers. ""Trick …