I lost fifty pounds... Unfortunately, I was in England at the time.#England#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
It's cool how in England they call trucks "lorries" and dentists "never"#England#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Gay marriage is about to become legal in England. Hey, America, how does it feel when your parents are cooler than you?#England#America#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
The rest of these people must be totally shitfaced. -me, driving in England#England#Driving#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp