The rest of these people must be totally shitfaced. -me, driving in England#England#Driving#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
The best part about a vacation to England is that my wife won't need to adjust her driving.#England#Marriage#Driving#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"Is that a car alarm going off? Someone must be trying to steal it I better call the police!" - literally no one ever#Driving#Police#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
*wakes up to wife and son screaming* me: What are you guys yelling about? them: YOU'RE DRIVING#Marriage#Driving#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp