The Pig Breeder So this farmer had been raising pigs for most of his life, minding his own business, then one day a government agent arrived to check up on him. You know, government stuff, gotta regulate the pig breeding. -So... what have you been feeding your pigs? - Inquired the agent. -Oh, you know, I give them leftover food, whatever I have at hand. -Well, then. Here is a fine for $20,000. The farmer got quite flustered, but managed to keep his cool, and through the next years managed to save up and pay off the fine. A couple of years later, the same goverment agent returns: -Still raising pigs, eh? What have you been feeding them? -Well, I'm proud to say I only serve them fresh food, hot off the oven! -I see. Then, here is a fine for $20,000. Again, the farmer dilligently saved and paid the fine. Then the government agent arrived once more. -So, what have the pigs been eating? -Well, I give them ten bucks each and let them decide! EDIT: I accidentally some line breaks