Some homework help Johnny asks his father for help on his history homework. He asks, ""How do capitalism and government work?"" And the father replies that his mother is the government, since she controls the most in the household. The father is capitalism, since he is the breadwinner of the family. The maid is the working class, Johnny is the people, since he answers to his parents, and his younger brother is the future. Johnny says he needs a night to think it over. Later that night, Johnny wakes up to his brother crying. He can smell that he needs a diaper changed. He opens the door to his parent's room, and finds his father missing and his mother fast asleep and won't wake up. He sees a light and walks down the hall to find his father in bed with the maid. The next morning, Johnny's father asks if he understands government now. Johnny replies, ""I do! Capitalism is screwing the working class, the government is useless ignoring the people, and the future is full of shit.""