A joke from my English teacher. Some archaeologists find a cave, untouched by man for a long time. In the cave they find some typical stone age tools. But they also find some symbols on the wall. Left to Right: [A woman](http://i.imgur.com/FjvkI.jpg). [A donkey](http://i.imgur.com/5sogi.jpg). [A shovel](http://i.imgur.com/m3Pmp.jpg). [A fish](http://i.imgur.com/37u6V.jpg). [And a Star of David](http://i.imgur.com/NfLqi.png). So the archaeologists call a gathering to share their findings. The head archaeologist explains what the pictures mean. He says, ""The woman must mean that this culture saw woman as equal. The Donkey must mean that they knew how to domesticate animals. The shovel must mean they knew how to use/make tools. The fish must mean that they knew how to fish. And, the Star of David must mean that they were Hebrew."" So everyone starts clapping, except one man in the back who is laughing his ass off. Soon enough everyone stops clapping and stares at the man. They ask why he is laughing, he says, ""You got it all wrong."" The head archaeologist replies, ""then come show us what they mean."" So the man goes up and says, ""You seem to have forgotten that Hebrews read right to left, let me show you what the painting actually means."" [Holy](http://i.imgur.com/NfLqi.png) [Mackerel](http://i.imgur.com/37u6V.jpg) [Dig](http://i.imgur.com/m3Pmp.jpg) [The Ass](http://i.imgur.com/5sogi.jpg) [On That Chick!](http://i.imgur.com/FjvkI.jpg)