What is your favorite Joke? I'll start with mine A young man named david had recently asked the love of his life out on a date for dinner and a movie and hopefully a little bit of fun at her place afterward. this was all well and good, despite one small issue. david had never ""been"" with a women before. To get past this dilemma, he asked his father to secretely follow the couple as the went on their date and text him with advice. The night was going smoothly, as david took her out for dinner, his father sending messages such as ""make sure you foot the bill"" and ""pull her chair out for her when she arrives at the table."" After this they headed to the movies, and sure enough texts such as ""pretend to yawn and put your arm around her"" followed from his father. Finally David made it to his special ladies house and things were getting hot and heavy. Little did david know, his sweetheart's plumming had not been working for the past few weeks and so she had been doing her ""business"" in a shoebox next to her bed. The couple was going through to bedroom when david stepped into the soiled shoe-box. Looking down david shrieked ""AARGH! THERE'S SHIT IN THE BOX!"" within a flash his phone went of and there was a text message from his father which read: ""Turn her over dave! Turn her over!""