When heaven was full... God ordered the angel at the gate to only let people in who have died horrible deaths into heaven. So the angel asked the first man who came up, ""How did you die?"" The first man replied, ""You see, I was coming home from work early this day because I suspected my wife of cheating on me, and I wanted to catch her in the act. So I came home to our apartment, on the 3rd floor mind you, and on my way up, I heard a lot of scuffling. When I got in my wife argued that no one else has been home, but of course I didn't believe her. I checked everywhere, the bedroom, the closet, under the couch, the kitchen, but I couldn't find I sign of anybody. I walk outside to our balcony and wouldn't you guess it, there's a pair of hand hanging off the side! I become suddenly enraged I begin to wail on the man's hands, and the guy holds on for a long time. I grab a nearby hammer and smash his fingers and he finally let's go, but the ass lands in the bush without any problems, so I rush into the kitchen and grab the refrigerator. I carry it outside and lob it over the edge to crush the guy, and as I step back I'm sure my heart burst from over-exertion."" ""Wow,"" the angel replies, ""you can come in."" Then a second man comes up, and the angel says, ""OK, how did you die?"" The man replies, ""You see, I was having a nice day off from work on my fourth floor apartment, and I woke up late and was about to head out to a lunch with friends. I walk outside to my balcony and come my hair after getting dressed, when suddenly a bird flies in my face! I was so startled I fell off the side, but luckily for me I caught on to the balcony right below me. I hang there for a few seconds and suddenly the man, instead of helping me up, begins attacking my hands! I didn't know what to do, I held on as long as I could, until the guy brought out a hammer and started smashing my hands! I gave in a finally let go, but luckily for me I landed in some bushes below me and was unharmed. Then, out of nowhere a fridge lands on me!"" ""Wow, alright then, you can come in,"" says the angel. Then a third man walks up to the angel, ""Alright, and how did you die?"" The man begins to explain, ""Alright, so get this, I was hiding in a refrigerator...""