Someday Kevin Bacon will become a restauranteur... He could open up a steakhouse called *Hoof-Loose*.#Kevin Bacon#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Nobody is as conflicted as a Jewish zombie about to eat Kevin Bacon.#Kevin Bacon#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
It's that scene from footloose where Kevin Bacon is angry dancing in the barn but it's me trying to do my taxes.#Kevin Bacon#Money#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
The enemy of my enemy of my enemy of my enemy of my enemy is Kevin Bacon.#Kevin Bacon#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
If Kevin Bacon ever killed someone, the best a prosecutor could probably do is convict him of 6th degree murder.#Kevin Bacon#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp