The Pope's son An actor and his wife are about to have a baby, but they realize that they can't afford to have a baby. They didn't want to go through the long process that is adoption. However, the pope was there at the same hospital getting a prostate examination. The actor has a plan, after the baby is born, the actor steals a doctor's coat and sneaks into the room where the pope was getting examined. After the doctors leave the room, he walks in holding the baby and exclaims, ""Congratulations, it's a boy!"" Startled and confused, the pope accepts the child and brings him back to Italy. The child grows into a God fearing man, someone that the pope would be proud of. One day, the son walks up to pope and asks, ""Are you my real father?"" The pope, looks down at his feet for a moment, then looks up and says, ""Forgive me my child, for I am not your father."" His son then asks, ""Do you know who is?"" The pope answers, ""Yes, it's the Archbishop. I'm your mother.""