My Friend Artie My friend Artie and I stopped into a convenience store after a long day at work last week. The line was particularly long, and the clerk was taking his time ringing people up. About ten minutes into the waiting, Artie motions to me to look at the floor, there is a dollar bill laying there. Well, Artie picks up the dollar and just then two old women standing in line behind us start yelling and screaming at Artie that it was their dollar. The situation escalated to where they were beating on Artie's chest as he holds the dollar out of their reach. The whole time I'm thinking how ridiculous it is that these women are freaking out over one dollar, which was most likely not even theirs anyway. Artie then had enough and grabbed both of these old ladies by the throat and starts choking them. I'm really freaking out now, I mean Artie may kill these women. A police officer happened to be in the store, stopped the situation, and took Artie off to jail. The very next day I'm driving passed the store and see a sign in the window. It say's ""Artie Chokes, Two for a dollar.""