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Johnny is walking home form school... Johnny is walking home from school. He received a bad grade on a test and then got in trouble at school. Walking up his small farm driveway he knows he is going to be in trouble and is a bad mood. On his way to the door a chicken walks in front of him. Out of anger Johnny walks over and says"" Damn chicken"" and kicks it. Further up the path a pig comes trotting over and oinks at him. ""damn pig, what are you looking at?' He then kicks the pig sending it away squealing. Next by the house a cow is hanging around, Johnny punches the cow and walks to the front door furious. When he get inside the house his mother is waiting for him with arms crossed and says"" Johnny what was all that about? I was watching from the window and saw it all."" Johnny tells him mom about the bad grade and the trouble he got in . His mother says ""That is no reason to treat the animals the way you did, you must be punished for your cruelty to them. For kicking the chicken you will have no eggs for a week. For kicking the pig, no bacon or ham for two weeks, and for the cow no milk for a month."" ""aww come on mom"" ""Don't come on me, just wait till your father gets home and I tell him about your grades and you'll really be in trouble"" Just then Johnny's father comes fuming through the door cursing under his breath about his bad day at work. The cat walks in front of Johnny's dad and his father kicks the cat as hard as he can. Johnny looks up to his mother with a smile and says ""Well Mom should I tell him his punishment or do you want to?""

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