I went to the bookstore and asked the employee, “Do you have any books written by Shakespeare?” He said, “Of course. Which one?” I said, “William.”

"Love me or hate me, both are in my favor...If u love me, I'll always be in your heart...If u hate me, I'll always be in your mind" -Shakespeare

I, put commas, in, weird places, so that, you, read, my tweets, like William, Shatner.

Your password must include 5 minutes of interpretive dance, 15 excerpts from contemporary fiction and 1 word made up by Shakespeare.