I, put commas, in, weird places, so that, you, read, my tweets, like William, Shatner.#William#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
[william shakespeare as an 8yo] dad: bedtime william: dost thou not... dad: [interrupting] STOP TALKING LIKE THAT!#William Shakespeare#William#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
William joined the army... He rather disliked the phrase ""fire at will.""#William#Military#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why wouldn't Dolores let William eat the corn? Because the maize isn't meant for him.#Dolores#William#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp