I've been playing poker on Facebook. So far I've poked 113 women, but not a one of them have poked me back.#Facebook#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Just got my Facebook account suspended for reading a full article before I shared it.#Facebook#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Remember to horrify your friends and family by testing out your tweets on Facebook today#Facebook#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I have Facebook like reflexes. "Don't you mean cat-like reflexes?" *throws a book and hits you right in the face*#Facebook#Animals#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Hell hath no fury like a girl tagged in an unapproved pic on Facebook.#Facebook#Religion#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp