Every 9 minutes, someone is infected with the herpes virus. I bet that someone lives in Jersey.

"How dare you accuse us of cheating?" said the Patriots, struggling to get a jersey on the giant robot tiger that Katy Perry rode in on.

I'm gonna open a store that sells three things; Axe Body Spray, Self-tanning lotion & chloroform & call it The Jersey Store

"This shirt that the team was wearing smells disgusting. I need to find an appropriate state to name it after." -Inventor of the jersey