Well, it's easy to tell I'm married. It's Friday night and I'm at home updating my facebook status...#Facebook#Marriage#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"Playing hard to get huh?" I say as I flip through your wedding photos on facebook.#Facebook#Marriage#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
My wife didn't post an essay thanking our kids for making her a mom on Facebook and now child services is on the way.#Facebook#Marriage#Kids#Parents+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Wife just changed her Facebook status to "It's complicated." Better go see what she wants.#Facebook#Marriage#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp