Don't feel like going to the gym? Go to all your ex's facebook pages and see who they're dating now. Then go to the gym.

Facebook: Hey remember this pic of your dog that died? Me: Damnit Facebook not now. FB: Sorry... FB: Your ex girlfriend is getting married.

My high school girlfriend got "uses her kids as her facebook profile picture" fat.

My aunt's ex-boyfriend's mailman's brother said it on Facebook so I don't think any further research is necessary.