When I die I'm going to go to heaven and God is going to be like nope, remember what you said on Facebook#Facebook#Religion#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
what does the Bible say about faking your own death to get out of jury duty#Religion#Lawyer#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Hell hath no fury like a girl tagged in an unapproved pic on Facebook.#Facebook#Religion#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
If I die, bury me with fire extinguishers. Because: Hell#Religion#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
At this point, I'm positive I've read the entire Bible via Facebook status updates. *crosses off bucket list*#Facebook#Religion#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp