Fancy Restaurant A hillbilly finds himself in an unfamiliar part of town and he's hungry. He pulls his rust bucket into the parking lot of a restaurant and approaches the front door with his sleeveless tee-shirt, holey ripped jeans, shaggy beard, do-rag, and tattoos but he's stopped by the Maitre'D before he can enter. The Maitre'D says, "I'm sorry sir but to enter this establishment you must be wearing a dinner coat and tie." Upset, the redneck returns to his junker car and searches the bac…

The economy in the UK... ... is getting so dire that the elderly aren't getting to enjoy their retirement. The BBC interviewed 73 year old Charles from Windsor: "despite having a generous government pension, I've had to start working today."