You'd think that with NSA reading our tweets all the time, they could star or retweet some of the good ones.#Nsa#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Dance like nobody's watching, sing like nobody's listening, Tweet like the NSA doesn't exist.#Nsa#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I thought I lost my car keys, but the NSA called and said they were in my other pants.#Nsa#Driving#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
That last phone call with my wife was so boring, I feel like I owe the NSA an apology.#Nsa#Marriage#Technology#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp