Joining the Newfoundland Militia A young man joins the military and is asked to report for basic training. When he gets there, the army is having a mock battle outside on the field. After putting on his uniform, he reports to the armoury. The Sergeant explains that they are fresh out of guns but gives him a stick instead. ""Run around"", says the Sergeant ""aim your stick and if you say 'bangitty bang bang! the other soldier you've shot is required to lie down and play dead. Feeling like a fool,…

The time Newfoundland went to war with Quebec One time Newfoundland and Quebec went to war. A Newfie, being patriotic, signed up to fight and went into basic training. Now, Newfoundland was a poor province and the army didn't have enough guns so the guys was told to just pretend to have gun and shout ""bang, bang"". Eventually he finished training and his unit was deployed. He still didn't have a gun so when they went up against the Quebeckers he did the only thing he knew, he pretended he had a…

Good old Newfies. Newfoundland Canada declares war on the U.S.A.

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