Chuck Norris had AIDS. Then he said, 'Do you not know who I am?' Chuck has been AIDS-free ever since.#Chuck Norris#Chuck#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer It's too bad Chuck Norris never cries#Chuck#Norris#Chuck Norris#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.#Chuck#Norris#Chuck Norris#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ......All of it.#Chuck#Chuck Norris#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
There is no Control (Ctrl) button on Chuck Norris' computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.#Chuck#Norris#Chuck Norris#Technology+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp