Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.#Chuck Norris#Driving#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Chuck Norris once urinated in the gas tank of a semi-truck as a joke... That semi-truck is now known as Optimus Prime.#Chuck Norris#Driving#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.#Chuck Norris#Animals#Driving#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"Is that a car alarm going off? Someone must be trying to steal it I better call the police!" - literally no one ever#Driving#Police#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp