Chuck Norris once urinated in the gas tank of a semi-truck as a joke... That semi-truck is now known as Optimus Prime.

Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.

Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.

"Is that a car alarm going off? Someone must be trying to steal it I better call the police!" - literally no one ever