Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.

Has anyone even thought to look in San Diego for Carmen Sandiego? Think about it, it's a little *too* obvious. Which means it's perfect.

When Chuck Norris is pulled over, cops show him their IDs

So, #Dorners ID was found in San Diego a week ago and then unmelted in the burned down cabin? sounds legit.