Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.

Has anyone even thought to look in San Diego for Carmen Sandiego? Think about it, it's a little *too* obvious. Which means it's perfect.

When Chuck Norris is pulled over, cops show him their IDs

So, #Dorners ID was found in San Diego a week ago and then unmelted in the burned down cabin? sounds legit.