A Tale of Two Unfortunate Aggies Two Aggies went ice fishing, but it was kind of a bust. They spent all weekend just clearing enough ice to get the boat in the water, and didn't have time to actually fish. Someone was kind enough to explain to them how you ice fish. So they went to a new spot (too ashamed to go to the old one.) They took out their drill to cut through the ice. They heard a huge voice booming out of no where, ""THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."" They're a little discomfited, but …

I posted these Aggie jokes elsewhere, so someone is bound to post them here. These are jokes commonly told around the University of Texas about their rivals at Texas A&M University. You know why the Aggies don't have ice cubes in the dorm any more? It's because the guy with the recipe graduated. I've heard that recipe calls for a heaping tablespoon of water. How many Aggies does it take to eat an armadillo? Three. One to eat it, and two to watch for traffic. Two Aggies went ice fishing, but …

Texas Sheriffs Deputy Exam A man in Texas looking to join the Frio County Sheriffs Dept. was being interviewed. The Sergeant doing the interview says, "Your qualifications look good, but there's an attitude suitability test you must pass before you can be accepted." Then, sliding a Smith and Wesson 45 pistol across the desk, he says to the man, "Take this pistol; go out and shoot six illegal aliens, six meth dealers, six Muslim extremists, six 'Progressive Liberal' democrats, and a rabbit." "…

[the instructor clearly frustrated with me on first day of veterinary school] "It doesn't matter if its a dog, it's still called a cat scan"