Joe: If you love it so much why don't you marry it? Jim: Hmm [Two weeks later] Jim: Meet my new wife! *holds up Joe's wife's potato salad*

The Cheerio Joke On a planet called Cheeriolia, the population is divided into three societal classes: Cheerios are the lower class, Applejacks are in the middle, and Fruit Loops are the wealthy elite. One cannot intermarry between classes, unfortunately, and discrimination is rampant between them. An authoritarian government keeps very close tabs on individual classes and poverty lines criss-cross through big cities. Cheerios are doomed to a certain limit of wealth, Applejacks cannot earn more …

Joe I was 21 years old living in the south. Life was great; I had a steady job in an oilfield, a cozy house, and a girl I loved who I've been very intimate with. One day a new face was hired to work along with me, named Joe. In my tiny town where the residence new each other, I can proudly say I've never seen this man before in my life. The man was popular with the ladies. Even got a few girls to fool around with him behind their husbands and daddies backs. Sure as hell ain't introducing *him* t…

Arty Joe is extremely angry and frustrated with his wife of 20 years and finally decides to find a contract killer to get rid of her. He knows this will cost more money than he has so he asks to borrow some funds from his best friend Arty. Arty surprises Joe by saying, ""I have never liked your wife so I will gladly murder her for only a dollar."" Later, Arty is hiding outside the grocery store where Joe's wife works and as she leaves he drags her behind the store into an alley and strangles her…